Decommission All The Cars!

"Justin Young" (jus1029)
07/29/2014 at 22:49 • Filed to: Stuck in reverse

DISCUSSION (17)

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Justin Young
07/29/2014 at 22:55

Kinja'd!!!

Looks like a Ute with a glass box on it.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
07/29/2014 at 22:57

It was an Australian pope.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
07/29/2014 at 22:59

Ayy, I can't have no Marsaydeez. (no idea what that was)

Anon > Justin Young
07/29/2014 at 23:09

It always fucks me up when I read english comics! Any time I read any comic my instinct is to read from right to left. Also! Popemobile is bestmobile!

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
07/29/2014 at 23:13

It woys the good lahd spaking through ya, mate!

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
07/29/2014 at 23:58

yeah nah get fucked mate.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
07/30/2014 at 00:05

My sex life is currently booked for August, so it seems that your advice has come a bit late. (That's a joke, like my last comment. It's not actually meant to be taken seriously.)

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
07/30/2014 at 00:14

I was giving you a proper Australian compliment. we use insults as compliments almost exclusively when we're on the piss.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
07/30/2014 at 00:19

Well g'day mate! (I honestly hope I didn't piss you off. You're a cool dude. I think Australian accents are the greatest, just fun to exaggerate them because that's how most Americans think of them so it's really a shot at American perceptions)

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
07/30/2014 at 00:26

It's allright man, I saw it for what it was, and even then we've mostly got thick skin. Most of our humour stems from taking the piss out of eachother.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
07/30/2014 at 00:29

Yes! I now know two phrases. I can now speak a proper sentence:

The barbie sucked, mate. Just taking the piss outta ya! G'day!

Is this something. One might say. Down under.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
07/30/2014 at 00:52

yep, the syntax isn't 100% but it'd work. Maybe not in those hoighty toighty areas of Sydney or Melbourne (that's pronounced like Melvin but with a b) but in most of the country towns it would be a fair statement.

Though it's pretty bad form to insult a barbie. Also note that the Americanisation of language and culture is fairly rampant, so you're probably best off just being yourself.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
07/30/2014 at 01:11

Haha! Joking aside, how hard is it to get into Austrailia? People always seem to like it. I wouldn't insult any barbies, promise.

Have car, will drive (now has a motorcycle too) > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
07/30/2014 at 01:23

Here's another one for you (following the barbie them, and maybe just a little stereotyped):

"Them snags was f***ing grouse mate! Good onya!"

(Or as we would say in the particular "hoighty toighty" part of Melbourne where I reside: "those free-range organic lamb and rosemary sausages were very nicely cooked, mate!")

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
07/30/2014 at 01:27

I haven't had any issues getting back in ;) just don't bring any plant material or animals.

If you're under 31 you can get a work and holiday visa and spend up to a year here, the catch is you can't work for the same employer for longer than 6 months. Because we're worried you'll tek er jerbs. I've had a few mates from the UK come over and stay here through that.

For Sweden > Justin Young
07/30/2014 at 11:01

That cop car lost its commission after being too rough with a bicycle.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Justin Young
07/30/2014 at 11:09

fuck, these guys are the best